Bible Inspiration

I dont like anything but the American English language! All of the "hath, thee, thou, etc" are not understood or welcome by me. Is there not a version of Gods Word that a normal person can understand in your library of Bible translations? PLEASE MAKE THAT AVAILABLE TO ME PR TRLL ME WHERE I CAN FIND IT ON HERE!!!!
TJANKS SO MUCH!!!

Dont Care about it about Inspirational Bible, v1.4